Tuesday, June 24, 2014

Bench One - Brunswick street and Kerr Street Fitzroy, Vic, Australia

Capacity
Strangers: Two people
Friends: Four - Eight people
This bench wholly represents the Fitzroy style. It faces the Evelyn Hotel, a long standing local venue and sitters can view all the action of Brunswick Street. This bench boasts a common Maroon coating and is covered in tags.
Immediately the bench is cold on the buttocks and leads into quite a comfortable groove. Unfortunately, the locations benefits are outweighed by its negatives, as passer-bys frown upon the nature of the bench's outward appearance. These people do not understand the bench, but this reality cannot be changed. It is advised one not attempt to read on this bench, especially no Foucault. The bench offers little privacy and those seeking to sleep should search for a more applicable park bench. Aside from the Bench's infamy, its practicality is limited to lude activities. We give this bench a Benchmark rating of

5.5/10 Benches

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